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  • Gus: He’s gonna try and kill us
  • Shawn: He’s not gonna kill us. Right? I mean people change. We haven’t seen him since the fifth grade
  • Gus: I don’t need to see him Shawn. Some people are just born evil. The kid from the Omen, The Children of the Corn, Chad Michael Murray.
onlytheniceguy: Picture 3: A picture of my favourite TV show cast. This bunch from californication. If you’ve not seen it, I suggest you have a look.
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onlytheniceguy:

Picture 3: A picture of my favourite TV show cast.

This bunch from californication. If you’ve not seen it, I suggest you have a look.